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i dont know what day it is
or anything really

its day 33 its hard and this is a personal best

i made out with some hot american chick

no further sorta gay

i love lamp
dan

ok im a bit bored

its ben 17 days since i blew a load loingest sinceeeeee

grade 12 right after new years when we said who could go the longest 21 days was mmeeeeeeeee
not bad

this is my 6 month update just to let everyone know im still alive
looking back on this thing its been about 2 and half years since i started it

and all my goals have come true

i play poker almost for a living now
im in australia which who woulda thunk it come true

im just lounging out doing nothing enjoying lifeeeeeeeeeee

wouldnt mind getting a girl undressed while im over here

with my boyyish good looks im sure it could happen

ok for another 6 months to roll by im sure ull hear from me then
this is dan
stay classy canada

hmm well i dont mind life right now rather then im just gonna relax till the weekend till i get pissy with ray and my friends on friday and saturday i dunno whats going on maybe simpys trailor maybe not i dunnnnno
well yeah i really cant say a whole lot else

job sucks but deal with it

ummm yea just sorta dealing with every day by day just hanging out with friends and shat

anyways this was lame but hopefully i can get everything together with my life figure out what the hell im gonna do and go out and do it

ok welll
fuck
im so busy lately i got to work like 20 hours over time and stuff it just sorta sucks

and ya chciks are ok i guess
sorta confusing to tell u the truth but well seee whats giong on

i might go to austriallia with in the next couple months maybe 4 months or maybe like 10 months it all depends on money and stufff


i just started a poker log and ill be getting another one for my gambling so i can keep track of evert dollar i spend so if i start losing im just gonna quit and put it in the past but i think im good enough to win so well my chart will tell me it

but now im just gonan go relax cause im up at 5 tomrorow

anyways i love you all bye

well today was v day
haha
v day
ummm i spent it with my ex girlfriend (wonderful girl) we went out and had dinner and then i say skate shoes and she 2 orgasims in 20 seconds and nnext thing you know i say maybe ill buy u some and then the next thing after that is 50 bucks max next thing u know its 101 hahahaha whatever though i was angry now im happy that she has some new shoes she can sport

cause she desereves them so all in all i didnt get my 10 minute pound sesh i got 5 hours with lachapelle which is pretty good

so another valentines day goes

so yea anyways yea it was a good day
and i had fun so
succsess

good night i need sleep i just put together my lava lamp it makes my room pure sex
who wants to go see glove fights

i think im gonna get fired from my job
hahahaha
cause i have the worst attitude or something in my company

well i wouldnt be so biter if i made more then 10 bucks an hour but i dont so i will continue
to stay very bitter
got pretty drunk last night

spent 40 or 60 bucks i forget which amount but hey

when i woke up in the morning with only a small hang over
it was worth it


today i will go to walmart snag up some shit a couple of goodies
its valentines day on monday
last year i met this lady and then we went out for 10 months this year i hope for meeting a lady and leaving after 10 minutes
IF YOU know what i mean BOO YA

so some things i hate

when people say lets meet up at 9 and its like 9:15 when they get there i hate late people

or also the people who say ya ok im gonna call u back in a bit
and when i say ill call someone back ill do it
not just not call them back
so if your one of those people who said ill call u back

im still waiting for the call back u jackasses
it just annoys me

so if ur one of those poeple u shouuld get ur head checked

some of the things i like are

i like big butts i cannot lie
Sir mixalot u dope negro

DP out hahaahaaha

this has been the best weekend for a long time

got so drunk on friday and had a really good time
saturday was ok
but sunday was the best

superbowl i won some money and then at the end i won this 250 dollar coors light reclining chair
and i was pretty fucking happy i was screaming and everything

this weeekend almost makes going to work not so bad for this weeek

but im still looking for a new job

this is all

any ladies wanan go otu call me

okk i got way to drink last night

i was sick and well the vodka bottle came out and i couldnt resist pounding back the mickey

once at sharks i just relaxed for a bit but then i was hammered outta my tree cause the vodka hit and then so whatever

im still half drunk i think
hahahahahah
so i unbutton my shirt to like maybe the middle and this guy rips open my t shirt so my chest hair is flowing hahahahahahahah
from like my stomach up it was seriously halriious me and this guy i knew from high school had our shirts un buttoned and we both had flowing chest hair
ehs italian im ukrainain so
it was a damn good night

fuck so much FUN
fun level hits a new high this year 38% fun

Today lets take a trip back down memory lane

Lets see
IN 2003 spet 15 i went to dennys and me devo on hardon got some food and then turked no bill
hahahahahaahah thats the same night some chick punched me in the head and gave me a black eye it was a killer kegger!!!!!!!!FREE BOOZE

that just makes me smile

August 31st 2003
19th birthday BINGO
SWEET SEDUCTION most halirious lap dance ever
got way to gooned at 6:30 at night on the limo ride there had to piss on the side of the freeway couldnt to much stage freight oh that was a good night

SOme random day with simpson and larry

WEre all torched out of our trees and larry is driving and his family is hardcore religious
and simpson yells at this guy at his hosue his head out the window and everything and im in the backseat chinesed eyed and then out of no wherwe a cop pulls us over at which point im like half laughing in the back seat as he walks up to us and lary is poooping himself and smipson is just smiling be an idiot...and nothing happens good times we smoked weed in like ghetto langley city park where like stolen goods roll by us every 10 seconds and were on some park bench!


Like fucking april something maybe 1999
Me and simpson get into an argument as always and he hits me in the head with a flower aand then i just lost it i run after the guy we were at school so he runs out the front door we both can tell the story to a tee and he runs out i run after gaining ground on him and then simpson jumps the bush dp hit sa leaf and tumbles!!!!!!ahh simpson waht a guy

2000 simpson fights kellly and its the start of the biggest war in HIGHSCHOOL
best fight ive ever seen in my life...but simpson was outmanned about 100-10 people that day
and thats when 3 more fights broke out and shit really hit the fan next 2 years of my highshool life were threatning to beat up people for simpson hahaha

well those were just some memories that i reflect on to brighten up my day
THis weekend im starting my scrap books soo im looking forward to some of the memories ill be putting into them!!!!!!!!BINGO BANGO BONZAI

im sick
i hate my job

im not as happy as i use to be

my smiles have gone down hill


maybe thats because of my job and health

oh well


i look forward to the weekend and what it holds
maybe finding a new woman

oh im going to start my photo albums this week
oooo weeeeeeee

im bored and im sick

been sick for like 4 weeks
pretty gay

gotta work at ajob i hate tomrorow

its easy though
but i hate it

i want more money

more money is unlikely

im trying to be a nice person

it isnt working

ok im pretty drunnk its like 1 in the morning
and some things to share while ill hammered

i want a new wife my old one was prettty money and i enjoy her terribly but shes got a new boyfriend yadda yadda yadda he better treat her right... and i want a new wife thatll treat me right so now im on the prowl for a new one

im eating a Quarter pounder with cheese its pretty money

i slep for 4 hours last night

NEw dp is a rockstar

goodnight

went to bed at 5 got up at 9

its 10:30 im bored

got something accomplioshed last night it was actually quite an amusing time

saw some kids i hate so this chick i was with waves at em ya

funny ha ha

actaully it sorta was and as we were leaving i was complementing these people on how there food looked they were drunk adn we were at dennys

and hes like hey what does this remind u of and he picked up a sausage

and i was loving it

this is all gonan get shattered tonight

umm i just lost 200 bucks at the casino

its friday night i have nothing to do

and i want a hug

ok so i want and saw in good company with some chick and lemme tell u it was a damn good movie.....in fact i wouldnt even mind seeing it again it just made me have a smile on my face the whole time thats when u know its a good movie in my opioion

i hate my fucking job period .


its firday tomororw weekend i cant wait

chances are ill be gmablign tomorrow but that could should anyone mention they wanna get crunk

bOo ya cause dp doesnt mind shot gunning some beer and getting a little roudy
CAN YOU DIG IT

Hey dirty baby i got your money oooo ya



have u ever listened to songs and every song seems like its about some relationship thats gone wrong i swear.. first i listened to kelly clarkson and u know that song

well basically if u dont its ummm whats the phrase since uve been gone i can breath again
theres 1 song
and then the next song was firken usher alicia keys
My boo and thats all abotu fucking jeeze louise


it gets a little annoying if ur in my position just trying to have a good time

ok i need to go to bed im bored and thats the only thing i can think about is sleep... umm ya


peace out!!!!!
CAN YOU DIG IT

umm today i got sick at work and wanted to quit and got angry and yelled out i fucking hate this company in the middle of the warehouse i was quite angry but whatever

I need to find a new job i dont really wanan go back to abby to work at a place i could probably get a job but its an extra 400 a motnh so id have to consider all my options

BUt anyways yea i gotta get back on my diet and get in shape


So the chicks will love me
as if they dont allready pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ok yea thats it for tonight im watching the amazing race and some roid monkeys name is really Bolo
hahahaha
now thats comedy


peace out

ok 10 minutes later after the last entry i read all of them and now i can see alot of things alot more clearly after slowly deleting them i decided i will just leave the rest of them upp

man some of that shit ont here bring back alot of good memories
well yea
alot of good times or should i say a lot hahahaha only 1 person would get that

ahhh man i use to be alot funnier i think well whatever

HERES TO NEW DAN
new dan was born on Friday January 21st 2005
i created him hes gonna be alot funner it appears hell drink alot more and hes gonna do crazy n wild things like he has thought about a trip now get this
Las Vegas then Mexico then Brazil then New Zealand then Austriallia then Thailand where my cousin owns a bar somehow and then back home
NEW DP like that idea
i think im like the second last one of my friends to get a new or old name
LIke OLD DP was not as exciting BUT NEW DP WILL be exciting
OLD ERIC is lame my brother NEW RAY is poor NEW DUST isnt fun hahahaha but whatever ok thats all for tonight i promise

to all my fans out there i love you all

ha this is funny i havent wrote in this in like a year
so heres an update
im single of like a couple weeks ago
belive it or not i went out with that jessica lady for a long time and although were not together anymore i still think shes neat and has a charming personality, were not talking to each other really anymore cause it would be that much easier for me to get over her, shes an amazing person with a wild n crazy party sideeeeee, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER, even if she got run over by car and only had 1 leg, thats LOVE if u ask me hahahaha.....

So what else is new this weekend was sorta like my starting over weekend and pretty much go out and have fun and get on with my life and i accomplished that
Friday i got tanked outta my treee and just started being an idiot at this club it was pretty funny we all had a good time
come saturday morning is when the time wasnt so sweet but i just sorta layed in bed all day and the saturday night i went on this party bus into vancouver got shat faced again and had a jolly time
my old bestfriend and i have come together again and eh was there to and he hit on some old lady and her son was right behind him and hes like if ur friend says another thing to my mom im gonna kill him at which point i started laughing hysterically....and then later on in the night when i was tanked outta my tree and some chick said something to me i leaned and told her she was beautiful at which point i was about to start laughing again ecspecially when she said your not so bad yourself hahahahahha im like sure u wish u could have this 100% pure stud in your life!!!!!!!!

so life is getting better i guess im happy with alot of things and ill probbaly go travelling this summer yaay!!!!!!!

well thats all maybe ill start wriitng in this some more it amuses me but i must delete all the old entries for thats in the past and im going into the future!!!!!